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6/16/2020
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What A Day: Whose ox is Gorsuch’d
Cruzing for someone else's bruising. Monday, June 15, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, lying about dominating a ramp The Supreme Court has ruled that federal law protects
6/12/2020
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What A Day: More like No CollusiOANN
(grOANN) Friday, June 12, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) with yet another nuanced, well-argued opinion In a throwback to the days before pandemic was
6/12/2020
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What A Day: Free Milley
(We can't help with car stuff.) Thursday, June 11, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT), doing that weird likable thing again As President Trump continues to inflame
6/11/2020
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What A Day: Yawn with the Wind
Mask up, LibCows™ Wednesday, June 10, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -WH Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, about someone other than her boss The US remains in the throes of an uncontained
6/10/2020
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What A Day: OANNing the libs
When they go low, Migos high Tuesday, June 9, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, bragging With his approval ratings tanking and his advisors
6/5/2020
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What A Day: Bowser, the final boss
It's-a me, the Third Amendment Friday, June 5, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Former Trump criminal lawyer John Dowd, in an email he may regret...forever After tens of
6/4/2020
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What A Day: No laughing Mattis
Well, we found the voter fraud. Wednesday, June 3, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A responsible citizen on an LAPD Zoom call Police across the country have arrested more than 11000 people
6/3/2020
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What A Day: What in God's name
A monumental yikes. Tuesday, June 2, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A bishop in front of St. John's Church, doing the Lord's work Peaceful protesters continued to gather in cities
6/2/2020
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What A Day: Blubber baby buggy bunker
1968 but with K-pop. Monday, June 1, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, hovering a hand over the Bill Barr Activation Button Police fired tear gas on peaceful protestors outside
5/29/2020
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What A Day: Horton heaves a WHO
Please destroy your bingo card. Friday, May 29, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, when the protestors are white Would President Trump rather pretend to care about police violence
5/29/2020
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What A Day: Mork Zinkletink zonks on Fox
(Fact-check: true) Thursday, May 28, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Cameron Winklevoss, a large dog who learned to type Another 2.1 million Americans filed for unemployment in the last week
5/28/2020
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What A Day: Pandering to the libel belt
Line up for Much More Space Mountain. Wednesday, May 27, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A scapegoated Twitter employee's unassailable take on Mitch McConnell. The official US
5/27/2020
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What A Day: Happy Meme-orial Day
Another dark chapter for "High Hopes." Tuesday, May 26, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -White House adviser and alleged human Kevin Hassett President Trump spent Memorial Day
5/22/2020
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What A Day: Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad data
Proust's madeLoughlin. Thursday, May 21, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -You get one guess Hey! What A Day will be off on Friday and Monday for Memorial Day weekend. Stay safe, and we
5/21/2020
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What A Day: The plague's the thing
Congratulations...Tina? Tennifer? Wednesday, May 20, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Scoutmaster Donald Trump, on having the most COVID-19 cases in the world President Trump threatened to
5/20/2020
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What A Day: WHO's on first?
More oil painting-based attacks. Tuesday, May 19, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY), in a cryptic reference to lord knows who Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and
5/19/2020
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What A Day: Look on my Birx, ye mighty
Great PR for priests and guns. Monday, May 18, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Matrix director Lilly Wachowski, slapping the red pill out of Elon's hand In a CNN interview on Sunday,
5/16/2020
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What A Day: HEROES in a half shell
A "super-duper missile" > going outside Friday, May 15, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A guy who simply Gets It. While introducing the leaders of the White House coronavirus-
5/15/2020
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What A Day: Don't mask, don't tell
Just a faint whiff of perjury. Thursday, May 14, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kayleigh McEnany on our healthy leaders, who do not have a backup plan Dr. Rick Bright, the ousted director
5/14/2020
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What A Day: CDC no evil
Pool noodles can't move elections. Wednesday, May 13, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Elon Musk, bon vivant, under a photo he stole from Buca di Beppo As the White House pushes the